Nose Gear Stowaway From China Dies, Predictably

It've been kinda cool if he could have told his grandkids one day that he got to America by hiding in the nose gear of a plane doing the Shanghai - San Francisco route. Talk about "cheap tickets!" - hahaha. Well, the problem is that the air at that altitude is unbreathable and the temperature is below 40 degrees Fahrenheit, it's a 12-hour flight which nobody can survive.

Should have warned him, I guess.

Sorry.