Holy Leg!

An Indian man's scam divine endowment backfired on him when a "holy leg" of his that he'd been peddling around town got cut off: two thieves pumped him up with liquor, took a sickle to the knee and ran off with the prize.

We're not sure how the thieves planned to launder their booty (...or, leggy?), in fact one police officer hinted that they may have actually stolen the knee in order to bask in its fetid bliss for all Eternity, now that the holy leg is theirs - all theirs!

I mean, that's what I'd do.