Chinese Breaks Record, Not Wine Bottles

By spending half a million dollars for 27 bottles of wine, a Chinese billionaire broke the record amount ever paid by a private consumer for wine, and he's not investing he just likes wine.

Japan Sex Film Fesitval "Extreme Love"

Breaking with cultural norms, pornography hits the big screen in Japan. After a landmark legal victory and many waves made, the "Extreme Love" film festival is free to proceed in Japan, showing the uncensored versions of French films such as "Fuck Me" and "A Very Young Girl", although the supreme court ruling and the timing of the Japanese film festival are apparently coincidental.

Festival promoter Takashi Asai gloated gloated:

"Before we couldn't even show pubic hair. Now that's tolerated."

Japanese Snow Machine Shits Bricks

Japanese borrow a lot of words from English, like "post, ball, bus, pool," and many more. Yet the English phrase "shitting bricks" - an expression used to express deep fright - never seemed to have caught on in Japan. If it had, the inventors of this new automated snow-shovel that eats snow and shits ice bricks might have thought twice about their design. They even made it look kinda like a cat. What are they going for? Fraidy Cat? I just don't get it.

New Neighbor Flies Into India Suburb

Watch this video showing how Indian kids pony up $4 to "let their dreams take flight":

Holy Leg!

An Indian man's scam divine endowment backfired on him when a "holy leg" of his that he'd been peddling around town got cut off: two thieves pumped him up with liquor, took a sickle to the knee and ran off with the prize.

We're not sure how the thieves planned to launder their booty (...or, leggy?), in fact one police officer hinted that they may have actually stolen the knee in order to bask in its fetid bliss for all Eternity, now that the holy leg is theirs - all theirs!

I mean, that's what I'd do.

Docile Cats for Creepy Japanese Blogger

At least three so-called Cat Cafes have sprung up on Tokyo, and whatever catnip they're giving is doing the trick. Says creepy regular:

"Stray cats run away when I try to stroke them. Here, it's great that I can do that,"

The article then goes on to explain how the weirdo takes 200 photos every time he visits.

From Penis Pills to the Polls

Waffling, undecided and otherwise just kinda limp voters might be pointed firmly in the direction of the Thai presidential candidate handing out viagra in exchange for votes.

If it's not cash is it considered bribery?