Japanese Cars Test Drunk Drivers

Nissan rolled out a way for Japanese cars to subject their drivers, even if unwilling, to drunk driving test before the ignition can ignite.

Not Even 50 Bananas...

Cornered by police, an Indian thief thought it was a good idea to swallow the gold necklace (worth over $1,000), and deny that he had it. Too bad about the advanced medical technology that recently hit India - X-Ray machines. When the image showed up in the guy's belly, the doctor, naturally, recommended a modern prescription laxative:

50 bananas.




Yet despite being an oldie-but-goody, the gold necklace retrieval method didn't even work. That's when the police and doctors put Plan B into effect: more food. After stuffing him with rice his bowels finally gave up and squeezed out the goods.

Audacious Rapist on Japanese Trains Caught

Something about the gently rocking roll of the commuter train, the thrill of wind in the hair and the open countryside, or the fact that there are typically about 40 potential witnesses to repeated rapes has made sexual attacks particularly exciting for Japan's Thunderbird Rapist, "bold as a runaway train" as the heroics-inclined local media likes to depict this misunderstood cowboy. The Law, however, has finally caught up with him.