Japanese Cars Test Drunk Drivers

Nissan rolled out a way for Japanese cars to subject their drivers, even if unwilling, to drunk driving test before the ignition can ignite.

Japan Sex Secrets Revealed

A virus that infected a Tokyo police officer's computer has given thousands of others a clue as to the origin of their...er...sexual viruses.

Vibrating Condom a Great Idea, But...

In response to Indians' lack of condom usage because it ain't no fun, the Crezendo condom has marketed its product with a vibrating ring, but the government is fighting back.

"Too fun!" conservative Hindus are crying out. Jeez, just wait'll Japanese sex toys make it into India.

Angry Aceh Locals Disable Tsunami Warning System

Too many false alarms since the 2004 Tsunami catastrophe have caused locals to say 'the heck with it.'

Japanese Techies Invent Robot Vagina

While the South Africans have been busy building a better cock trap, the Japanese have devoted themselves to building a better pussy. Called the Deep Throat, it does everything you wished your girlfriend would do but stick a finger up your ass. But I'm sure that accessory must be in the works.

Indeed, if the claims made about it are correct, the Japanese company TENGA has developed one of the world's most technologically sophisticated personal pleasure devices for Men. Would you stick your dick into this?

Described as "a 'deep' sucking sensation made possible by special structure", the shaft is packed with enticing features every step of the way. Near the base of the shaft -- where a special lubricant reservoir maintains a permanent "wet state" -- the interior walls of this device boast "silky ripples for a smooth, tightening sensation". Just up from that are "grainy ripples for irresistible stimuli and tightening sensation" and at the tip of the device the penis will find "combination of large and small nubs to generate complex stimuli".

Complex, tightening, silky sensations. Hmmm, as long as they're building the ultimate blow job, any chance it could come with a head of hair for yanking?